(I wanna give a cool self-introduction, but I don't have many exploits to my name... I did escort Dunkerque and Algérie, though that's not much...) Long story short: I'm Vauquelin from the Vichya Dominion! I've got more potential than you can imagine! C-cool, am I right?
Something that's bothered me lately? Well, Tartu asked me for advice on becoming more ladylike, so I thoughtlessly recommended this detective novel I've been reading, and she apparently got hooked on reading it... It feels like that was a mistake, you know?
Whether I'm actually dumb or not doesn't matter, but sometimes I like pretending to be stupid. Then when I do something smart, people are gonna be like, "Whoa, you're a genius, Vauquelin!" That's how it goes! I mean... it does, right?
Plus, when you're playing dumb, you don't need to use your brain! It's refreshing to just not think about anything! Thus, when you enjoy yourself, others will, too! You should give it a try sometime, Commander!
Holy smokes... You really meant that thing the other day about getting married?! Well, not to say I took it as a joke, or didn't believe you, or anything... Uhh, I mean... Y-you get what I'm trying to say, right...?
In battle with Tartu
So Tartu, did you finish that book I lent you the other day?
West Taiwanese Server
Hmm... So this is the commanderly feeling of sitting atop the commander's throne... Woahh?! When'd you get here?!
Allll righty, what carefree adventures are we going to have today? ...Woahh?! Commander, why are you hugging me so suddenly? I, I don't mind if you want to fool around, but what if someone sees us... Ahhn?!