Dreadnought of the Northern Parliament and flagship of the Black Sea Fleet, Sevastopol, has arrived. Hahah, I am the very ironclad willpower of the revolutionary vanguard, always under attack but never falling! Got it?
Ahahahaha! So you're the Comrade Commander. I'm the Northern Parliament battleship, Sevastopol. Revolution doesn't happen on tea parties alone, comrade. Think of me as any ordinary young lady, and you'll regret it!
Good morning, Comrade Commander. Come and show us who we will do battle with today!
I could trounce you with ease, but as people with similar goals, I will treat you as an equal. Heh, you should be thankful that you've become an ally of the Northern Parliament instead of sinking beneath our iron billows.
*hic*... C'mon, you haven't even finished half your glass yet. Pfft, heheheh... Waiting for me to drink myself under the table, are you? Well, too bad... No matter how much I drink... *hic*... I'm not goin' down...
*hic*... Comrade Commander, I like you. Hell, I love you. If I win this, I'll be your eternal partner and join you in the final battle. Now, I'm not dead-drunk yet. How about you just... accept defeat?