I'm Magdeburg, Iron Blood light cruiser. Don't got much of a record to boast about, but meh, what matters is the fact I'm here right now. If you need a problem fixed or someone's ass kicked, hit me up!
Honestly, I didn't plan for this at all... I doubt I've even got the kind of charm you deserve. No, no, I'm not turnin' you down! I absolutely love you, it's just... Well... Ahh, to hell with it! I can't find the right words!
First these li'l cats make a mess of the place, then I'm forced to lecture 'em on it. Pain in my ass... Ahem. Listen... If I ever end up doing something similar to these guys... would you try to... N-nah, never mind I said anything!
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Oh yeah, I'm in the zone! So, what are we doin' today, buddy?
Now that we've gone from homies to like, hand-holding homies, I don't know where to take things from here... "Don't worry about it?" Yeah, guess you're right! We got to this point by just going with the flow, so let's stick to that!